Screeching Weasel - Hey Asshole Lyrics

Screeching Weasel Lyrics

"Hey Asshole"

Hey asshole
You know your teeth are stained brown from all the shit you talk?
Hey asshole
What about all the fat little teenage boys you fuck?
Hey asshole
Aside from dealing coke and LSD, what have you done?
Ya dick

Hey asshole
Do you feel warm inside lording it over a bunch of kids?
You're no upright citizen, you pig
A tenth-grade boy's mouth around your dick
Hey asshole
Aside from writing pretentious, boring tunes what have you did?
Ya hack

Fuckin' jerk!

Asshole
Asshole
Asshole

Motherfucker!

Hey asshole
On the Internet, a couple dozen mongoloids at your tit
Hey asshole
I think your heart done be inflated with horseshit
Yeah, shit, dude
You fucking dirty old man, you fucking tourist, you wrinkled old twit
Fuck you

Dirty cocksucker!

Asshole
Asshole
Asshole

Hey asshole
Everyone knows you're the Michael Jackson of punk rock
Asshole

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Writer(s): Benjamin M Foster

EP: "Major Label Debut" (1998)

Screeching Weasel - Major Label Debut EP cover

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