"I've Got V.D." lyrics

"I've Got V.D."

I've got VD
And now nobody's ever gonna want me
My cock's so spotted, oh god, half rotted
Now pip, pip, cheerio
I've got venereal disease

Don't fall in love
You'll only end up having to lop it off
Dripping bloody pus, might be cancerous
High ho the dairy-oh
I've got venereal disease

She was only seventeen
Now I'm left in agony
What a tragedy

I've got VD
I must have picked it up from a toilet seat
Oh, that sweet girl I kissed, gave me syphilis
It's so scary-oh
I've got venereal disease

I need a miracle
I've got venereal disease

Long live rock and roll
I've got venereal disease


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