"Mad At The Paper Boy" lyrics

"Mad At The Paper Boy"

Hey, where's my paper?
Hey you, get back here!

Mad at the paper boy, that little nerd
Can't throw a paper straight, the spastic twerp
Hit me in the head with the Daily Sun
Then he laughed like a maniac, the smart-ass runt

Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy-oy-oy-oy

Mad at the paper boy, I'm really not amused
Gotta wear a football helmet if I wanna read the news
Threw the morning paper in the middle of the grass
Then he rode by on his bicycle and kicked me in the ass

Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy-oy-oy-oy

Oi!
Arrgh!
Hit the deck!

Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy
Mad at the paper boy-oy-oy-oy

Oi!


Writer(s): Benjamin M Foster
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