Screeching Weasel - Planet Of The Apes Lyrics

Screeching Weasel Lyrics

"Planet Of The Apes"

Planet of the apes
You're a primate, primate
Planet of the apes
You're what I hate, I hate
This orangutan
Is a one-man gang
Is a fuckin' goon
A big, fat-ass baboon

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes
Planet
Planet of the apes, planet of the apes
Planet

Planet of the apes
You are so wrong, so wrong
Planet of the dinks
Here comes King Kong, ding-dong
You're a simian
You're the missing link
This club's a zoo thanks to you
And your gorilla buddies, too

Planet of the apes, planet of the apes
Planet
Planet of the apes, planet of the apes
Planet
Planet of the apes, planet of the apes
Planet
Planet of the apes, planet of the apes
Planet

Monkey see, monkey do
A shot upside the head for you

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Writer(s): Benjamin M Foster, Dan P Schafer

album: "How To Make Enemies And Irritate People" (1994)

Screeching Weasel - How To Make Enemies And Irritate People album cover

Planet Of The Apes

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