"Uptowners (Skit)" lyrics

Dinner was lovely
It was very nice, dear
I particularly enjoyed the scallops
Let's get some music
Yes, that'll be nice
Uhm, darling, would you mind too much if I listened to something else?
Hmm? This is dancehall!
Yes
Darling, that's rubbish, you're going to ruin a perfect evening
But, but I like dancehall and that's Sean Paul
Dancehall is rubbish, Sean Paul?
Yes
In my car? I don't listen to dancehall (Wha-what?)
I think he's cute
Cute?
Uh-huh
Rubbish, man, Sean Paul? Dancehall? Can't be cued in my car
But listen
This is rubbish
Bu-but I like dancehall!
Listen to me, there's no more dancehall
Listen, if you give it a chance you'll like it too (It's rubbish!)
No
Yes, you will
It's rubbish, you're going to ruin the evening with this Sean Paul foolishness (Yes, you will)
Dutty, yeah
Du-? What is that?
Dutty, yeah
Rubbish Dutty yeah?
Dutty, yeah
Just stop this rubbish now
Dutty, yeah
Stop the rubbish!
Dutty, yeah
Stop the rubbish!
Dutty, aah!