"THE WEDDING" lyrics

There she sits full of lies in her eyes
A perfect smile, ever so serene
Fill him with wine and then fantasize
Of killing him in his sleep

He looks glad, has a body bag
Bleach, rope and a shovel in a black sedan
So many times, has he buried the bride
After killing her in his dreams

Till death do us part (Hip, hip, hooray)
Till death do us part
Hip, hip, hooray
For the groom and the bride tied down on a terrible day
Hip, hip, hooray
It's a perfect disaster, happily ever after
Hip, hip, hooray
For the cyanide you can hide in a smile you fake
Hip, hip, hooray
You may now kiss the bride goodbye

There he stands looking handsome as
Every vow he has dipped in elegance
The groom is a man who has carefully planned
To fool every wedding guest

She plays safe, she cuts the brakes in lace
After spiking up a cabernet
The seamstress made, in a beautiful way
The blade fit the wedding dress

Till death do us part (Hip, hip, hooray)
Till death do us part

Hip, hip, hooray
For the groom and the bride tied down on a terrible day
Hip, hip, hooray
It's a perfect disaster, happily ever after
Hip, hip, hooray
For the cyanide you can hide in a smile you fake
Hip, hip, hooray
You may now kiss the bride goodbye

Nobody knows, nobody knows
Switching the drinks under your nose
Nobody knows, nobody knows
Switching the drinks during a toast
Nobody knows
Nobody

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
In the presence of God, family and friends
To witness and bless the joining together
Of Jane and John in holy matrimony
They stand before us to declare their love
And commitment, not only to each other"

Hip, hip, hooray
For the groom and the bride tied down on a terrible day
Hip, hip, hooray
And it's a perfect disaster, happily ever after
Hip, hip, hooray
For the cyanide you can hide in a smile you fake
Hip, hip, hooray
You may now kiss the bride goodbye
Goodbye
Goodbye