"Aibohphobia" lyrics

I met her at the chocolate shop
She was shopping for chocolate
Spoke very little but said a lot
Oh, she had the nicest car in the parking lot
Her dad's a ten, mom's a cop
I could say more but I'd rather not
Sounds coming from the woods

I ran into her at the bakery
Twice a day, too much for me
I went inside to find a scone
When in walked Madam Palindrome
Mum's the word, dad's a nun
She plays games, she's no fun
Race car, kayak, nurses run
I have aibohphobia

Last I heard, she made the news
Entertaining all the troops
Aboard the SS Guru Rug
She sounded nice and she was all dressed up
But a Toyota's a Toyota
She ain't much, but that's enough
Her eyes are pearls and her skin is tough

Is there anybody home
Is there Madam Palindrome
Race car, kayak, nurses run
I have aibohphobia
I have aibohphobia
I have aibohphobia

Sounds coming from the woods
Oh, sound's coming from the woods
Ooh

Are we not drawn onward, we few
Drawn onward to new era
Madam Palindrome

Are we not drawn onward, we few
Drawn onward to new era
Madam Palindrome

Are we not drawn onward, we few
Drawn onward to new era
Madam Palindrome

Are we not drawn onward, we few
Drawn onward to new era
Madam Palindrome

Madam Palindrome
Madam Palindrome
Madam Palindrome