"Honey, I'm Home" lyrics

The car won't start
It's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My panty line shows
Got a run in my hose
My hair went flat
Man, I hate that (Hate that)

Oh, just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress
I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait 'til the end of the day
Hey honey, I'm on my way
Hey (Hey)
Hey (Hey)
Hey, hey, hey

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet
Give me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone
Give the dog a bone
Hey (Hey)
Hey
Honey, I'm home

I broke a nail
Opening the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain
It's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait until the end of the day
Hey honey, I'm on my way
Hey (Hey)
Hey (Hey)
Hey, hey, hey

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet
Give me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone
Give the dog a bone
Hey (Hey)
Hey
Honey, I'm home

Oh, rub my neck, will you?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet
Give me something to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone
Give the dog a bone
Hey (Hey)
Hey
Honey, I'm home

Mm, I'm home
Oh, that feels much better