"Welcome Back, Misery" lyrics

Life is filled with the unexpected romantic, tragic, and mysterious endings
To our most ordinary actions
Dreams come true
Or dreams are shattered by sudden twists of fate
But first, a word from your announcer

Have a seat, misery
It's been a long while now
I have taken my lashes and risen from ashes again
So take a load off, pal
And I'll pour you a whiskey
'Cause no matter the weather, I've never had better a friend

Let me take that for you, I can see that you're aching
And the baggage you manage was never a burden for me
So, have a seat, Misery
I don't mind when you wake me
But next time don't bother to knock
'Cause I made you a key

And now: Shipwrecked
A drama of The Unexpected