"See It To Believe It" lyrics

I'm smoking weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
You'd have to see it to believe it do this every day

Uh bitch this every day
Break a leg and levitate
With my brethren having breakfast up at heaven's gate
Met up with Mary Kate
Made it straight to second base
She suck my penis because Venus was in retrograde

Fat hoes in the white house
Doing lines on a nice couch
Hope my mamma don't find out
Or she'll put me in time out

Hypnotize a samurai to ride inside my Porsche
Me and Michael Moore out looking for a dinosaur

Why would I ever lie
Couldn't make this up even if I tried
Why would I ever lie
Couldn't make this up even if I tried

I'm smoking weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
You'd have to see it to believe it do this every day
I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight
You don't believe. Yes indeed. Just check my resume

Ain't no show boater
Catch me motor-boating Oprah
On the coast of Nova Scotia
How I'm living
La vida loca
Host the Grammys
Getting handys in Miami
Watching Bambi
Sniffing panties
Giving plan "B" to yo granny

It's the one and only
Mr. Holy Canoly
I got more ice than a Zamboni
Now they act like they know me
Yes I'm a rock star
My shawty Madusa make me rock hard
Daytona 500 in golf cart
Someone tell me

Why would I ever lie
Couldn't make this up even if I tried
Why would I ever lie
Couldn't make this up even if I tried

I'm smoking weed with baby Jesus in the everglades
You'd have to see it to believe it do this every day
I'm in arenas fighting cheetahs like a heavyweight
You don't believe. Yes indeed. Just check my resume

Do this every day
Do this every day
Do this every day
Do this every day
Do this every day
Do this every day