"Ultimatum (Skit)" lyrics

Dastakhat Main Kare Hoye Ne, Sameyan De Kore Kaagaz Te
Mera Ikraar'nama Vi Darj Hai, Par Kise Pyo De Putt Naal Ni
Ja Kise Chabal Jeh Shalaru Naal Ni
Mera Karaar Os Param Atma Naal Hai, Jis Nu Asi Sare Parmatma Kehne Aa
So Aam Te Khaas Nu Aj Ehe Ailaan Aa Ke, 'Shubhdeep Singh Sidhu' Yaani Ke Sidhu Moose Wala
Naa Kise Naal Bajeya "Si" Te Na Hi Kise Naal Bajeya "Hai"
Sidhu Sidha Hai!
Par Sidhu Khulla Saand Vi Hai
Sidhu Vajju Ta Sidha Hikk Vich Vajju
So Meri Jaan, Kaalje Ch Jaan Rakheyo
Te Baaki Ata-Pata Dass Ke Aayo!
Kalam Te Ungla Di Pakarh Vi Poori Ae
Bandook de Ghode te v Pakarh Parmatma Ne Ohni Hi Bakshi Hai
Chauho Paaseyo Bhulekhe Kadd Deyange!
Kaal di Kalam, Vartmaan di Siyaahi, Te Aunde Bhavikh di Mere Adab di Charhdi Kala
Mere Os Paramatma di Nazar Ae
Os Paramatma da Shukrana Hai
Te Mere Osse Waheguru di Daat Hai

I'M SIGNED TO GOD