"!ed Buys Houses!" lyrics

Some say culture is dead
But when they do, someone shakes his head
Like, maybe true, but my name is Ed
And I'll buy a house or two or three
Or four and hoard them in my inventory

Down the turnpike
Cardboard signs

And I'm killing the game now, honey, don't you doubt it
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses
Maison money, Ed's about it
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses

He's not a myth or somebody made up in stories
If you don't have a house to take
Get the hell out the garden state

I'm killing the game now, honey, don't you doubt it
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses
Maison money, Ed's about it
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed goes far
In the game now, honey, don't you doubt it
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses
Maison money, Ed's about it
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed goes far when
Ed balls hard 'cause Ed buys houses