"Creepshow" lyrics

Zoned out afternoon
Let's catch "Who's On Top Of Whom"
Tell it like it is, 'cause it isn't anyway
Much to my surprise
I caught it right between the thighs
My sweet little sister was layin' me away

My jaw dropped dead to the table
She put my cool in shock, huh
Crack kills and blood spills baby
But psychos, dykes, and transvestites
Are on the choppin' block
Oh, she was singin'

(Oh no)
I saw my baby on the creepshow
(Out on)
Spillin' my guts out on the news
(Oh no)
I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel, 'cause I can't believe that I dug you

She filled my boots with lead
Was it somethin' that I said?
A picture paints a thousand ugly words
Baby's actin' tough
Check out my fisticuffs
Well, that's just what she deserves

Well I can't flip from the station
I can't unplug what is done
Her six-foot-deep temptation
She nicked my shin and then kicked me in
And then she buried me for fun
Well she was singin'

(Oh no)
I saw my baby on the creepshow
(Out on)
Spillin' my guts out on the news
(Oh no)
I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel, 'cause I can't believe that I dug you, no

Well my jaw dropped dead to the table
She put my cool in shock
Crack kills and blood spills baby
But psychos, dykes, and transvestites
Are on the choppin' block

(Oh no)
I saw my baby on the creepshow
(Out on)
Spillin' my guts out on the news
(Oh no)
I said, I caught my woman on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel, 'cause I can't believe that I dug you
Oh-oh oh no, oh no, oh no
(Turn on)
She was spillin' my guts out on the news
(Oh no)
Caught my woman on the creepshow
Hit me with a shovel 'cause I can't believe

I can't believe
You know I can't believe
Oh, I can't believe that I dug you
Oh, no no no