"Package Holiday" lyrics

I'm bored of this
I walked back and forth to the fridge
A dozen times today
I can't find any cake
Tv's on again
Makes me smile 'cause I've seen this bit
A thousand times before
It always ends the same

We might as well stay up all night
We'll give our brains a package holiday
Search the screen for souvenirs
Your buddy says, "I never said I didn't do it"
Watch him explain how it happened
No on believes you, you madman

And you look strange
Your head's tragically rearranged
We liked those clothes you wore
Your father messed you up
The good cop's dead again
We bet a fiver he wouldn't last
Until the pizza came
He's always out of luck

We might as well stay up all night
We'll give our brains a package holiday
Search the screen for souvenirs
Your buddy says, "I never said I didn't do it"
Watch him explain how it happened
No one believes you, you madman

You might as well stay up all night
We'll give our brains a package holiday
Drink some wine it's cheapen wool
We'll fall asleep and turn it on again
Search the screen for souvenirs
Your buddy says, "I never said I didn't do it"
Tried to explain how it happened
But no one believes you, you madman
Hope you might get away but you haven't