"Mushmouth" lyrics

It's been some time since I heard you say
"Fuck off, you fucking scumbag, give me my life back and let the dog in on your way out."
I try to focus on what I want to say
But my four sentence diatribes turn into jumbled lies
Can't I be like Mush Mouth and bullshit my way through?

If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else

Can't I do anything to make you want me?
Why can't I make plans and be a real man?
We'd play Parcheeze like psychopaths
I'm not as stupid or fucked up as you think
I'd be around all the time
But you'd just throw me aside
I'd rather go home alone
It won't be like this for long

If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else

If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else
If only every day could be a day for me and no one else