"Missile Toes" lyrics

Can't sleep
Dog's yappin'
Downstairs
Mom's wrappin'
Who makes
Christmas happen
No one knows

It's all good
I ain't trippin'
No, sir
I feel frickin' jolly
From my head down
To my missile toes

Here comes Santa Claus
On the rooftop
With the sleigh bells
And the reindeer
With the red nose
Down the chimney he goes

Here comes Santa Claus
With the white beard
And the red suit
And the black belt
With the black boots
Down the chimney
Down the chimney he goes

Can't sleep
Clock's a-tickin'
Cars beep
Lights a-flickin'
Can't wait
So I'm sleeping in my clothes

Something
To believe in
So I
I believe Kris Kringle's
Like shingles
He comes and he goes

Here comes Santa Claus
On the rooftop
With the sleigh bells
And the reindeer
With the red nose
Down the chimney he goes

Here comes Santa Claus
With the white beard
And the red suit
And the black belt
With the black boots
Down the chimney
Down the chimney
Down the chimney he goes

Here comes Santa Claus
On the rooftop
With the sleigh bells
And the reindeer
With the red nose
Down the chimney he goes

Here comes Santa Claus
With the white beard
And the red suit
And the black belt
With the black boots
Down the chimney
Down the chimney
Down the chimney he goes