"The Chicken Is Naked And Afraid" lyrics

Throat stuffed with apology
Hands are red and caught by me
You're attempting romance outside in the grass
You perfectly resemble a dumbass

Caught the truth right by the tail
That animal keeps on calling
Saw you naked and afraid
And all your clothes are hiding nothing

And my god, do you look sad
The chicken's out of the bag
Curiosity's instilled
I'm the cat and I got killed again-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain

I'll break the bullet and I'll bite the end
This is disappointing news for both of us, my friend
There's nothing to you, and that's very sad
I looked for depth in a dick, that's my bad

You threw yourself under the bus
The bush is beaten 'cause I took the stick and it's get-the-job-done season
They say I'm the shit and I am
I am the shit, sir, and I hit the fan

Caught the truth right by the tail
That animal keeps on calling
Saw you naked and afraid
And all your clothes are hiding nothing

And my god, do you look sad
The chicken's out of the bag
Curiosity's instilled
I'm the cat and I got killed again-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain

And oh, if I didn't like my lungs, I'd suck on cigarettes like a thumb
In all my cinematic contrasting glory
And watch you stumble to make up a story

Oh class, what's the takeaway?
The chicken is naked and afraid
Oh class, what'd we learn today?
The chicken is naked and afraid

Oh, the agony
Oh, the distress
Oh, between 5'2 and 6'5
Haunted by green, blue, black eyes
Oh, I'm in such pain
About what's-his-name
The life of me can't recount
Who this fucking song's about
Oh, I'm in such pain
'Bout what's-his-name

Caught the truth right by the tail
That animal keeps on calling
Saw you naked and afraid
And all your clothes are hiding nothing

And my god, do you look sad
The chicken's out of the bag
Curiosity's instilled
I'm the cat and I got killed again-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain-gain