"Bin Juice Disaster" lyrics

Ah, ok

My life is a movie
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Like Jurassic Park or Armageddon
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
A disaster movie
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Like 2012 or I am Legend
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
I got places to go and people to see
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Better take these bins out quickly
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
But then chaos ensued
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
As rancid smelling brownish liquid flooded the whole room
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)

My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been
Why did I keep pushing it down?
Now I'm barefoot paddling
And it smells like shit in my kitchen
Why didn't I just take it out?
Fuck

My life is a daytime drama
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Like Neighbours or Home and Away
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
Under the appliances
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
The liquid makes its way
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
This smell is proper intense
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Crack the window light incense
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)
Text my mate I'm gonna be late
(Bin juice disaster, what a palaver)
Due to this cruel twist of fate
(Bin juice disaster, daytime drama)

My 30 litre pedal bin was filled more than it should have been
Why did I keep pushing it down?
Trousers rolled up dry retching
Smells like shit in my kitchen
Why didn't I just take it out?
Fuck

Do you wanna hear a joke about procrastination?
I ain't got round to writing it yet
Wait what's the punchline again?
It's not the first time
It won't be the last
Just gimme a fucking break is that too much to ask?
Fuck