"Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em" lyrics

'You got an extra one of those for me, cowgirl?'
'Oh, I gotcha Cowboy...'
You ain't the Marlboro Man leaned up against that cigarette machine
And I ain't Miss Daisy
We're just a couple barflies classin' down this neon scene
Gettin' a little purple hazy

Yeah, barstool buzzin' down at Loser's
They say beggars can't be choosers

Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Drink it if it's cold on ice
Spend that 20 in your pocket
Come kiss me if it feels alright
You ain't got a match, but you can bum a light
I want it if you want it, so let's smoke 'em if you got 'em tonight
That's right

We ain't like them Bible belt southern belles and buttoned-up boys
Tryin' to fit in a Rockwell painting
We're a little more Tarantino, El Camino, back of that casino
Our Lucky Strikes and our blue jeans baby

Band-Aids on our beat-up hearts
Making rings out in the dark
Taking shots and shooting darts
(Speaking of darts...)

Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Drink it if it's cold on ice
Spend that 20 in your pocket
Come kiss me if it feels alright
You ain't got a match, but you can bum a light
I want it if you want it, so let's smoke 'em if you got 'em tonight
That's right

Barstool buzzin' down at Loser's
They say beggars can't be choosers
Got half a pack of Camel Blues
And last call's comin' soon
So what the hell... might as well...

Smoke 'em if you got 'em
Drink it if it's cold on ice
Spend that 20 in your pocket
Come kiss me if it feels alright
You ain't got a match, but you can bum a light
I want it if you want it, so let's smoke 'em if you got 'em tonight
That's right