"Officer, That's Not Mine!" lyrics

Wish I could get some fucking sleep
Without wasting all my weed
But melatonin ain't got shit on you babe

I'm feeling like a kid again
Or maybe I need better friends
Or maybe I just need a wake-up call
You're not that tall
You're really not my type at all
And I think you hate me anyway

You're a virgin
And I'm just a methhead
I think you're cute
And you think I'm a junkie
You haven't learned to fuck
And I'm royally fucked
Because you're you
And you fucked up and cared about me

I wanna be run down by a train
Let the wheels smash my brain
But then I'd just be proving you right

So I guess I ruined being friends
What else did you expect
You should've known
I'm just a fucking mess and all that's left
Is the crazy bitch you called the cops on

You're a virgin
And I'm just a methhead
I think you're cute
And you think I'm a junkie
You haven't learned to fuck
And I'm royally fucked
Because you're you
And you fucked up and cared about me
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