"2 Joints" lyrics

[Dum-Dum:]
Go head maan
Boy that's 5

[Happy P:]
That's got to be

[Dum-Dum:]
I hit it from worst ways
After the first day
I'm needin it every day
And twice on a Thursday
Blood thicker than water
In pounds better than quarters
I smoking two joints
While I'm knocking down yo daughter
Dope House Records is on fire
So grab the extinguisher
I smoked out in the beamer
'Bout to get emphysema
Gun slingers rap singers
With more stripe than the Bengals
No need for the gang sign
I'm using my trigger finger

[Happy P:]
Now won't you roll one
Po the four one
Sometimes I'm real selfish and I'll smoke my weed
With no one
You know me
I'm young Happy P
Kick back and blow a sweet
While my niggas move keys
Bitch please
I got Gs
Sippin corona with lima squeeze
And platinum Ps
Only smoke on the fine leaves
I started out
Selling five dollar sweets
And now I'm hella paid
Selling 5000 dollar beats

[Grimm:]
I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

[South Park Mexican:]
Maan this killer herb got me running over curbs
And writing these raps full of misspelled words
I curse on my verse snatch yo bitch like a purse
'Cause she like the Twinkies that I slapped on my hearse
I take two charges it's really quite harmless
The only side effect is that it makes you retarded
Ha-ha
I started in 82
In fifth grade
You can say I was in high school
True smoker

[Low-G:]
I got Mary at an early age
Con mi hermosa
Maria es mi esposa
Mi sanchas Nina Rosa
Mafiosa
Pero eso es otra cosa
My wife es celosa
No yores mariposa
Tan chiclosa
Te traigo from coasta coasta
I got your corazón droppin mi bolsa
Borracho de tu besos
Hoja pa mis huesos
Me trais pesos
Con hidea pa me seso

[Grimm:]
I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

[Diamond:]
Diamond pop the balla scene
Smoke two joints where I can beam
Flip the scene bizatines
Sippin lean sticky green
Come out fresh when it spring
Steady flossing diamond rings
Bustin gats with Bing
Catchin squares at ten
Baby Beeshi got the throne
Happy P we fitting to roll
And shut 'em down we living throwed
Got the keys
We got the vos
Hit and run 'cause the scheme
Rush ya head and feel my spin
Since diamond came around
Now she down with a team

[Grimm:]
Now I'm down with Bobby Brown
But I love Al Green
Keep a sweet in my mouth and another in my jeans
'Bout to blow 'em back to back taking two to the dome
Home grown hydroponic always wanna get blown
Stay stoned at home
Drop a flow rock a show
Got to go out the do
Boppin hoe after close
No hits snow switch
Place a pink in my eye
And I'm always down with trying new ways to reach for
The sky

I smoke two joints when I wake up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints when in play video games
And every 10,000 points
I smoke two joints in time of peace
And two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

[Baby Beesh:]
Now I be blowin when it's more than one but less than three
That's the recipe
Yes indeed blowing oooey gooey a necessity
Don't question me
Blowing heavily 'til I'm 70
That's the remedy
Feelin famous like the Kennedys
From here to Tennessee sippin Hennessey
Smocking with intensity
Feel my ghetto energy
Fools be sweating me for that rush in the Lebanese
I be getting higher than the hills of Beverly
Beverly

[Lil Bing:]
Two joints be smelly in my Cadi
From the Valley to Cali
In the alley serving patties
Hustled by federales
Drippin candy
Sippin brandy
Twenty inches look fancy
On my way to the Grammys
Hoes droppin they panties
Got a freak named Sandy
Making hits like Sammie
I'm posted up with biscuits and chicken fried steak at Grandy's
Smashing off maan for sure
Got my TVs on glow
Smocking two smocking four
Then more with two more