"Karen" lyrics

[South Park Mexican:]
(Ooh, yeah)
(Ooh, yeah)
Uh

Pioneer is blarin', passenger is Karen
I should buy a bumper sticker saying, "Stop starin'"
Cops pulled me over, they madder than a cobra
Probably 'cause I'm rich and they broke and much older
Put me in the backseat, I said, "What I'm charged with?"
Then they said, "'Cause you hit a man with a large brick, gave him twenty stiches"
I said, "Sir, you got the wrong guy"
Then they said, "Don't nobody else drive a drop five"
Sittin' on blades, lookin' like you ice skatin'
With the world in your palm like you got the dice shakin'
Got your nose in the air 'cause you make that bomb track
I said, "Sir, I admit it, but he called my mom fat"
So, the cop understood 'cause his mom was fat too
He even showed me her name that he just got tattooed
They towed the tow truck, nevermind, they let me go
But I had to promise I'll go back to Mexico
So, I stopped at Texaco and told Karen pump the gas
She said, "You do it, I'm not like your other trash"
I said, "Here's the five bucks, will you at least go and pay?"
And as soon as she was out, you just know I drove away

[Shadow Ramirez:]
Karen was a lady from my past (Way back, y'all)
It ended when she wouldn't pump my gas (Pump my gas)
And even though she won the game of dope (Game of dope)
She in a Uber on her way back home (Gotta go, gotta go)