"Something About Mary" lyrics

[South Park Mexican:]
Baby, locked up... I miss you so much
You'll always be my girl

This is a love song, y'all, about this girl
Sometime she a dike like a Laverne & Shirley
Sometime she like boys to pull her red hair
Sometimes it's so good it make it hard to share
We been married since I was thirteen years old
Acapulco Gold, hit the bong and reload
White shark, white widow, and white rhino
I'm hooked on 'ponics, that's all I know
So much skunk, Jack Herer, and Super Silver Haze
I haven't smoked regularly since fuckin' Happy Days
Mangolia, edno, Bubble Gum, and Blueberry
All these names 'cause it's something about Mary

[Russell Lee:]
There's something about Mary
She's always on my mind, all the time

[Baby Bash:]
She look me dead with green eyes and I'm mesmerized
She that fluffy that's gon' take me up to paradise
Because I vaporize, and I take the flight
She the breezy comin' easy and she makes it right
I'mma go, I'mma go, stuff her in Optimos
Go buy some cereal, and laugh like it's comical
We do it abominable, just like the snowman
Humungous we blow man, so I fucks with real dope man
And a nigga' can't tell me shit about this Mary Jane
Most of y'all favorite rappers in the game is hella scary man
Take it how you want it, take it 'cause I'mma wake it, bake it
She love it how I beat it up so tough, that's why she's naked

[Russell Lee:]
There's something about Mary
She's always on my mind, all the time

[South Park Mexican:]
Me and my homies, we play this game
We call it the bong show, an interesting name
We hit it blindfolded and try to guess
What the strand is, of this hydro cess
Is it Orange Crush? Or maybe Black Widow
Blowin' endo with Mario Galendo
I smoke what I push, sticky purple kush
'Cause even God spoke through the burning bush
Victor Barren, Ebola, Endosia
I grow it at my ranch on the Pon de Roza
Bionic, chronic, hydroponic
My dog at my weed and I made that bitch vomit
It's true, she my gal. I'll never leave her
I once made a bong out an old steam cleaner
I need her, she makes my life complete
And I know she loves me too 'cause she makes me eat

[Russell Lee:]
There's something about Mary
She's always on my mind, all the time
There's something about Mary
She's always in my brain, she's my thing