"Murder Of A Conductor" lyrics

[Henry:]
You see, my friend

[The Conductor:]
Henry, don't fool around
The water must be freezing
You wouldn't want me to... drown, would you?

[Henry:]
I don't know
What was I about to say?

[The Conductor:]
Shall we talk, as you'd asked
I can't stay, can you make it fast
Not to be impolite
But it's been a long, long night
Hey Henry, no!
Stop fooling around!
You're quite drunk, let's both sit down
What is it you need to say?
Sit down, Henry... Watch it, hey!

Sh!
This isn't funny anymore!
Not the least bit funny any more
Sh!

Get your hands off me
Get your hands off of me!
What are you trying to do to me?
What are you trying... what are you trying to do to me?
Stop it... just stop it

Henry, it's freezing
Henry, I'm g-going down
I won't tell a single soul
Even you can't be this cold
So it was you, after all

[Henry:]
No
No

[The Conductor:]
If only I had gotten Ann to love me more

[Henry and The Conductor:]
There's so little I can do
There's so little I can do
If only... I'd gotten Ann... to love me more
There's so little I can do
If only
There's so little I can do
If only