"Delia Smith" lyrics

My mum always liked Delia Smith
And I drank, drank, drank just to deal with my shit
I learned to tell little white lies
And I feel inadequate almost all the time

I'd like to think I'm deep
I'd like to think I'm deep
I'd like to think I'm deep
But I just skim the pages so I can fake my speech
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Me, fucking me, and I'm not ashamed

A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
A bed, a bar, a bed
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
Sometimes I wished I was
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
A bed, a bar, a bed
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
Sometimes I wished I was

I was always so crippling shy
I was good at sports but I always cried
I love my friends and I hated my life
I couldn't be bothered doing anything with my time

I think I know a little about a lot
I think I know a little about a lot
I think I know a little about a lot
But don't ask me too much or I might get caught
So don't speak too loud
Don't speak up too loud
Don't speak up too loud
Or they'll brand you a bitch and they'll throw you out

A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
A bed, a bar, a bed
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
Sometimes I wished I was
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
A bed, a bar, a bed
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
Sometimes I wished I was

Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Who wants to be special anyway?
Me, fucking me, and I'm not ashamed

A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
A bed, a bar, a bed
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
Sometimes I wished I was
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
A bed, a bar, a bed
A bed, a wardrobe, a bed
Sometimes I wished I was
Sometimes I wished I was
Sometimes I wished I was dead