"Atari Mystery Hour" lyrics

[Announcer (Egoraptor):] This week on the Atari Mystery Hour, the Pong Paddle Puzzle!

[Johnson (Danny Sexbang):] Chief! Looks like we've got a murder on our hands! One of the Pong paddles is dead, and the ball is missing

[Chief (Egoraptor):] Alright then Johnson, round up the usual suspect

[Announcer (Egoraptor):] One hour later

[Chief (Egoraptor):] I know it was you left paddle. What do you have to say for yourself?

[Pong noise]

[Chief (Egoraptor):] You son of a bitch!