"Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Skit" lyrics

[Arin Hanson:]
Dan, Brian, the new Dream Daddy just came out

[Danny Sexbang:]
Dream Daddy? Isn't that the game that was produced by Game Grumps?

[Arin Hanson:]
Yes! Infact, Dream Daddy Inc gets 10 cents everytime anyone says the words Dream Daddy!

[Danny Sexbang:]
Dream Daddy?

[Arin Hanson:]
Yes, Dream Daddy

[Danny Sexbang:]
Ahaha Dream Daddy

[Arin Hanson:]
Dan, are you asleep?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Sorry I was just having a dream, daddy

[Arin Hanson:]
What about?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Dream Daddy

[Phone Sounds:]
Dream Daddy, Dream Daddy, Dream Daddy
Dream Daddy, Dream Daddy, Dream Daddy

[Arin Hanson:]
Whoops thats my ringtone, I have to take this
Hello, Dream Daddy speaking

[Danny Sexbang:]
Dream Daddy?

[Arin Hanson:]
Dan is that you?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Sorry just wanted to talk about Dream Daddy

[Phone Sounds:]
Dream Daddy

[Arin Hanson:]
Hold on I've got another call, hello?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Dream Daddy!

[Arin Hanson:]
Dan! I've got you on the other line let me conference you in
Dan, are you there?

[Danny Sexbang:]
Dream Daddy

[Arin Hanson:]
Great, good talk everyone
One, Two Three...

[Arin, Dan, Dan 2:]
Dream Daddy!

[Arin Hanson:]
Ultimate High Five!