"Ain't Dead Yet" lyrics

"Ain't Dead Yet"

I'm a little worse for wear
And I'm losing all my hair
And my 6 pack became a keg
But the girls don't seem to care

Can't shoot the jizz no more
It just dribbles onto the whore
I just met
But I ain't dead yet

Well the debt keeps piling up
Shoulda signed the damn pre nup
Took a cue from old Kid Rock
They want your money - not your cock

And the coffers are running low
But I'm still snorting all the blow
You bet
'Cause I ain't dead yet

If you walked one mile in these shoes
You would understand the blues
'Cause this old rocker has paid his dues
This old rocker has paid his dues

Well the sun is setting fast
The party was not meant to last
I'm gonna play my final show
And scour the crowd for an eager ho

And give my very last backstage pass
So I can ravage that juicy ass
I just met
'Cause I ain't dead yet

No I ain't dead yet


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