"Gangbang At The Old Folks Home" lyrics

Oh yeah
Uh, sexy
Oh yeah

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang

The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said, "We'll pay you for the pizza, when we're done."

It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home

The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
'Til someone spit out their dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been 'round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks

Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later
I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass
So, I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming too fast
I had my fist in a butthole 'til somebody said
"That ain't no way to show respect for the dead."

Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah