"With Friends Like These" lyrics

[Lætitia:] All this violence is puzzling
Maybe the law should intervene
[Mary:] All this violence is threatening
Hate is in need of censoring

[Both:] Ban hate and violence for our convenience
Ban hate and violence for our convenience

[Lætitia:] All this violence is puzzling
Maybe the law should intervene
[Mary:] All this violence is threatening
Hate is in need of censoring

[Both:] Ban hate and violence for our convenience
Ban hate and violence for our convenience

[Lætitia:] Don't we all know the dangers
Of two conflicting viewpoints?
[Mary:] An active troublemaker
Banning the flame of dissent
[Both:] So much aggravation
[Lætitia:] To all haters: we'll create some laws to stop you
[Mary:] You're the danger; you really shouldn't be allowed to

[Lætitia:] They piss on morality
[Mary:] They detest humanity
[Lætitia:] Those savages should be banned
[Mary:] They're so deeply offensive
[Both:] Somebody shut them up

[Lætitia:] War can't help it
They'll still be full of hate and shit
[Mary:] But it's handy
We'll blame it on human nature

[Lætitia:] They piss on morality
[Mary:] They detest humanity
[Lætitia:] Those savages should be banned
[Mary:] They're so deeply offensive
[Both:] Somebody shut them up

[Lætitia:] We'll censor the hell out of you
[Mary:] We'll coerce evil out of you
[Lætitia:] We'll cut your tongue if we have to
[Mary:] You're the baddies and we hate you
[Lætitia:] We'll censor the hell out of you
[Mary:] We'll coerce evil out of you
[Lætitia:] We'll cut your tongue if we have to
[Mary:] You're the baddies and we hate you