"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" lyrics

Grandma got run over by a reindeer (By a reindeer)
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa (Such thing as Santa)
As for me and Grandpa, we believe

She'd been drinkin' too much eggnog (And somebody spiked it)
And we'd begged her not to go (She had a few too many sips)
But she forgot her medication (She's lactose intolerant)
And she stumbled out the door (Into the snow)

And when we found her Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
She had hoof prints on her forehead (They were huge they looked like they belonged to Shaq)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer (By a reindeer)
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa (Such thing as Santa)
As for me and Grandpa, we believe

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa
He's been taking this so well
See him in there watching football
Drinking beer and playing cards with Cousin Mel (In peace)

It's not Christmas without Grandma (And the food she would make)
All the family's dressed in black (It's the color of her burned fruitcake)
We can't help but wonder (Wonder)
Are we going to feel bad when we throw this in the trash (No)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer (By a reindeer)
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve (Christmas)
You can say there's no such thing as Santa (Such thing as Santa)
As for me and Grandpa, we believe

Ho, ho, ho!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...