"Ass Bag (Skit)" lyrics
"Nah, nah, chill, baby" [*gunshots*]
"Fuck all these niggas"
Yo, yo, yo, turn that down for a second
And he asthmatic and he got a ass bag (Ah shit)
His heart rate speed up and his ass bag come out (It's over)
A nigga run and he slip and fall, his ass bag come out
Yeah, or he get, or he get knocked out, his ass bag come out (Ass bag)
A nigga didn't knock me out. What you fell on? My ass bag (My ass bag)
Good thing my ass bag come out, I gotta ride to the station
Yo, whatever y'all niggas that's knockout prone, cop the new, all-new ass bag (Cop the ass bag, you won't—)
$9.95 (You won't bump your head)
D-Block got them shits for sale, B (The ass bags), ass bags
We got ass bags for all the niggas that's knockout prone
We sellin' 'em for $99.95, the all-new ass bag, ha
For when you get knocked on your motherfuckin' ass, you better hope the ass bag come out
We have the additional chitter chest bag, too, in case you get snuffed from the back for $59.99
We got a rebate, and we do take personal checks and all of that, B, food stamps, whatever (Yo, that shit is crazy)
Get your bags right (Word up)
And we do test drives
We can take you down the hall, down the street and test out your all-new test bag for $99.95 (Hold up), your all-new ass bag, haha
Hold up, Lou, don't forget the diaper chin strap that'll hold your chin while you fallin'
You can even give a nigga a back bag 'cause I'm puttin' niggas on they fuckin' back, ugh
Some of y'all bitches might wanna cop it and wear inside your jeans so they could come out and make your ass look fatter. The all-new ass bags fits inside a bitch's jeans, too
One size don't fit all (Don't tell nobody)
We gotta measure your ass and your chin
I'll punch a bitch in they head and give 'em a head bag
Can I hold your ass bag? Oh no, my brother, you gots to get your own ass bag
Oh no, my brother, you gots to get your own ass bag
Can't share a ass bag, nah
We do got refurbished ass bags, too
Think so?
If you get knocked with a ass bag, you gotta cheek it
"Fuck all these niggas"
Yo, yo, yo, turn that down for a second
And he asthmatic and he got a ass bag (Ah shit)
His heart rate speed up and his ass bag come out (It's over)
A nigga run and he slip and fall, his ass bag come out
Yeah, or he get, or he get knocked out, his ass bag come out (Ass bag)
A nigga didn't knock me out. What you fell on? My ass bag (My ass bag)
Good thing my ass bag come out, I gotta ride to the station
Yo, whatever y'all niggas that's knockout prone, cop the new, all-new ass bag (Cop the ass bag, you won't—)
$9.95 (You won't bump your head)
D-Block got them shits for sale, B (The ass bags), ass bags
We got ass bags for all the niggas that's knockout prone
We sellin' 'em for $99.95, the all-new ass bag, ha
For when you get knocked on your motherfuckin' ass, you better hope the ass bag come out
We have the additional chitter chest bag, too, in case you get snuffed from the back for $59.99
We got a rebate, and we do take personal checks and all of that, B, food stamps, whatever (Yo, that shit is crazy)
Get your bags right (Word up)
And we do test drives
We can take you down the hall, down the street and test out your all-new test bag for $99.95 (Hold up), your all-new ass bag, haha
Hold up, Lou, don't forget the diaper chin strap that'll hold your chin while you fallin'
You can even give a nigga a back bag 'cause I'm puttin' niggas on they fuckin' back, ugh
Some of y'all bitches might wanna cop it and wear inside your jeans so they could come out and make your ass look fatter. The all-new ass bags fits inside a bitch's jeans, too
One size don't fit all (Don't tell nobody)
We gotta measure your ass and your chin
I'll punch a bitch in they head and give 'em a head bag
Can I hold your ass bag? Oh no, my brother, you gots to get your own ass bag
Oh no, my brother, you gots to get your own ass bag
Can't share a ass bag, nah
We do got refurbished ass bags, too
Think so?
If you get knocked with a ass bag, you gotta cheek it
