"Blonde" lyrics

I was supposed to be
The one that won at everything
But, now my car won't start
And I feel so old in this parking lot
You found someone new this summer
And I've got the luck of a suicide bomber
You knew me and all my friends
But, our love drowned in the River Thames

How did we drift apart?
Oh, did some girl with her beautiful hair
Steal your beautiful heart?
If I can't change you
If I can't change you

I wanna be like her
I'm gonna dye my hair
I wanna be blonde
If I split my ends
Maybe my heart will mend
'Cause I'm gonna be blonde

Now my home is lonely scrolling
Dressed in black, my bangs are golden
You took your glow and you left behind
A loner lit by their phone light
Now we're further apart
Than the first and the last fret of my electric guitar
No, I won't play another sad song
After this one

I wanna be like her
I'm gonna dye my hair
I wanna be blonde
If I split my ends
Maybe my heart will mend
'Cause I'm gonna be blonde

You've been sticking it in to some girl
Who lives in Chatsworth
That place is a shithole
I've been stirring up bleach in my grandma's sink
'Cause I wanna be someone new

I wanna be like her
I'm gonna dye my hair
I'm gonna be blonde
If I split my ends
Maybe my heart will mend
'Cause I'm gonna be blonde

A brand new me
Blonde and free
I'm finally free
I'm finally free