"Pretty Ugly Husband" lyrics
From moment I said "I do" (I do)
Really deep inside I knew
I shouldn't have told her that I love her (I love you) (I love you too)
I shouldn't have made this girl my lover
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurities and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
(Hi, honey!
Shut up
How was work today?
I said shut it!
What's wrong with you?!
Why don't you shut it?!
Why do you answer like this to me for?!
Look, are you deaf!?
I've prepared dinner and everything!
Listen!)
Everytime I come home u make me want to fucking switch
Always ringing my phone and acting like some fucking bitch
Why's the baby crying? Can't you feed your fucking kids
Why's the house so messy sort out where u fucking live
I piss in the fucking lifts because of you
And I toss in a public loo because of you
What type of love is this
In fact don't even answer that
'Cause if u answer that I'll beat you ass to black
And then the aftermath will be nasty slap
Oh I'm sorry, sorry did I hit you did that hit you?
That was meant to miss you, I love you, I miss you
Come here my dear kiss kiss I'm really so sorry I diss you
There's blood on my hands kids kids go get daddy some tissue
Love please don't change cuz that blood on your shirt looks strange
From this day things will change swear on my life I won't hit u
I know I haven't been pulling my weight as much as I've been pushing my weights
But that's your fault everything's your fault we need to talk and sort out all your issues
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurity and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about is
That pretty ugly husband is me
Don't cry bae 'cause the tears will drown us
And this relationship will sink in the sea
And then one day they'll write a song about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
No! I'm going through your texts
Barry Barry Simon Alexis Dan, who's Alexis?
Have you been having sex with women?
Has she been in our bed spreading your legs!?
Do I look like a woose? Do I look like a pussy?
Do you wanna see my thingybob disappear into you like
Well lay down n shh relax be quiet
The fuck I just gotta tie it
You like it you like it
Wait what am I doing on top of you
Let me get off you I did it again
Another misunderstanding but these things happen between women and men
Boys and girls, man and wife...
What are you holding a Stanley knife?
Katie... Kate I don't see no cake
And I don't see no food and I don't see no plate
So fucking put it down, excuse my french s'il vous plaît
Wait I am bored I'm gonna grab the ironing board
Cuz when I catch you I'm gonna iron yours cuz you been eyeing my balls
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurity and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about is
That pretty ugly husband is me
Don't cry bae 'cause the tears will drown us
And this relationship will sink in the sea
And then one day they'll write a song about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
From moment I said "I do" (I do)
Really deep inside I knew
I shouldn't have told her that I love her (I love you) (I love you too)
I shouldn't have made this girl my lover
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurities and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
Really deep inside I knew
I shouldn't have told her that I love her (I love you) (I love you too)
I shouldn't have made this girl my lover
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurities and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
(Hi, honey!
Shut up
How was work today?
I said shut it!
What's wrong with you?!
Why don't you shut it?!
Why do you answer like this to me for?!
Look, are you deaf!?
I've prepared dinner and everything!
Listen!)
Everytime I come home u make me want to fucking switch
Always ringing my phone and acting like some fucking bitch
Why's the baby crying? Can't you feed your fucking kids
Why's the house so messy sort out where u fucking live
I piss in the fucking lifts because of you
And I toss in a public loo because of you
What type of love is this
In fact don't even answer that
'Cause if u answer that I'll beat you ass to black
And then the aftermath will be nasty slap
Oh I'm sorry, sorry did I hit you did that hit you?
That was meant to miss you, I love you, I miss you
Come here my dear kiss kiss I'm really so sorry I diss you
There's blood on my hands kids kids go get daddy some tissue
Love please don't change cuz that blood on your shirt looks strange
From this day things will change swear on my life I won't hit u
I know I haven't been pulling my weight as much as I've been pushing my weights
But that's your fault everything's your fault we need to talk and sort out all your issues
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurity and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about is
That pretty ugly husband is me
Don't cry bae 'cause the tears will drown us
And this relationship will sink in the sea
And then one day they'll write a song about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
No! I'm going through your texts
Barry Barry Simon Alexis Dan, who's Alexis?
Have you been having sex with women?
Has she been in our bed spreading your legs!?
Do I look like a woose? Do I look like a pussy?
Do you wanna see my thingybob disappear into you like
Well lay down n shh relax be quiet
The fuck I just gotta tie it
You like it you like it
Wait what am I doing on top of you
Let me get off you I did it again
Another misunderstanding but these things happen between women and men
Boys and girls, man and wife...
What are you holding a Stanley knife?
Katie... Kate I don't see no cake
And I don't see no food and I don't see no plate
So fucking put it down, excuse my french s'il vous plaît
Wait I am bored I'm gonna grab the ironing board
Cuz when I catch you I'm gonna iron yours cuz you been eyeing my balls
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurity and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about is
That pretty ugly husband is me
Don't cry bae 'cause the tears will drown us
And this relationship will sink in the sea
And then one day they'll write a song about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
From moment I said "I do" (I do)
Really deep inside I knew
I shouldn't have told her that I love her (I love you) (I love you too)
I shouldn't have made this girl my lover
Girl, there ain't no love around us
Just insecurities and broken dreams
It's like the world forgot about us
That pretty ugly husband is me
