"The Black Pint" lyrics

I've been disheveled by this drink, by the pint's sight and stink
But never enough times to stop and make me think
I've wrapped around some fingers, riddled rich in ringworm
I'm swollen still, poisoned by the sting

The black pint is my drink
And you see my link
And I steal and you sink
And you spill and I drink

She's broken saintly vows, she's viable and loud
Auspiciously, she kicks me when I'm down
I'll never leave her side, 'cause of my pissiness or pride
Oh, how I'm shady in the shadow of my bride

The black pint is my dream
From orange, white and green
With nightmares of poteen
Spittin' up in the sink

Shove it up your ass
In your ear, my dear
It's the best thing that's happened to me
In twenty-eight fucking years

So I'll thank my lucky stars that there's a bad moon to rise
And it's the best God has to offer to hang in our skies
And when you're snubbed then loved, it's like your fondling the dove
You better suck on something sacred because you'll never see above

The black pint is my drink
And you see my link
And I steal and you sink
And you spill and I drink
And you spill and I drink