"Metal Cash Machine" lyrics

Celebrity attack!
You love it! Admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it! And show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

To raise the sales and profit of Tankard merchandise
We widened our business exclusive franchise
Offering brands of lifestyle sold out immediately
Spiked boxer shorts and headphones, perfume of barley

Celebrity attack!
You love it! Admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it! And show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Justin and lady BlaBla bought our products too
The self-inflating barf bag, beer chocolate, pink booze
We've launched a new collection, stinkers from Diaidas
That's why the fans go crazy adoring just us

Celebrity attack!
You love it! Admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it! And show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Our manager will meet you on London thrashing week
Behind his booth he freaks out his charming farts you'll reek

Celebrity attack!
You love it! Admit it!
Come join the fashion-pack!
Our logo on your back!
Go get it! And show it!
Designed to make you sweat!

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine

Become a part of our fame
We are the idols of the metal cash machine
Buy skid mark wear and you'll be seen
Support the idols of the metal cash machine