"Grammys (Skit)" lyrics

See what's on this TV
Yeah
See honey, now your eggs are cold!
Oh no, you didn't!
Aha-ha-ha.. That's funny, "Oh, no! You didn't!"
In today's top news story: "NV" stands for "No Vaginas"
Nigga, I knew it this whole time!
I knew they was gay!
Yeah.. Oh, shit?!
So, in the case of Little Ikle
Damn, she a hoe
Melvin, you are not the father! "Yes!"
Hell yeah.. man! Boy I know that nigga ain't
And the Grammy nominations
Oh leave it there, leave it there, hold on
For song of the year are
Oh, song of the year?
Krizz Kaliko - Do It Like I Do It
Woo! Yeah! That's that joint. Kali baby!
Yeah, that's that joint! That song hot
Kutt Calhoun - Bunk Rock Chick
I don't know! Oh, I don't know! Kutt might-
Yeah, yeah! He [?] special. Uh-huh
Tech N9ne - Like Yeah
Damn! This is like a competition! Yeah!
They be spittin'- Tech be spittin' though
Definitely. Definitely
816 Boys - Areola
Aw, nigga!
...Areola! Ooh, areola!
Hell yeah!
I don't know what to think about it
I hope these niggas win, man!
I don't know!
Man, that's my joint!
Yeah, it's a tough one, it's a tough one!
That's my joint!
And the winner is
816 Boys - Areola!
Hell yeah! Ye-yeah! -reola! Ooh, areola!

Give me that damn remote. Nigga, that's bullshit!