"Kansas City Shuffle (Intro)" lyrics

Man wake up man, wake up
Damn man (fuck) where we at man?
Shit I don't know. 39th and Prospect what the sign said
I think we in Kansas City, Missouri man
Damn man, we a long way from Massachusetts
You telling me man I've been driving the whole goddamn time!
Thanks boy, I appreciate it- ooh damn!
Shit
Look at that! O boy look at that!
Yea this is Kansas City
Yea damn pull over, pull over, pull over
I gotcha, I gotcha

Shit what's up mama how you doin?
How ya'll doin'?
Shit where you headin to baby?
Shoot I'm just right up the street
Right up the street shit can we give you a ride?
Yea yea that's what's up
Aight shit get on in but hey you gotta go around get in on this side
(Good lookin, good lookin, good lookin)
Alright, alright
Look at this look at this look at this!
Look at that ass shit!
A'ight baby hold up lemme get the door open real quick, hold up
Hey baby, you gotta tell us where we going to 'cause you know we're not from around here
A'ight I can do that
I'll get lost, where do I gotta go baby?
OK. Just go right up here, make a left
Alright, shit. So you live around here?
Hell yea, it's right up here see that? It's right there
A'ight a'ight a'ight shit, hey baby so shit what goes on 'round here at Kansas City
You know we're not from here
Shoot. Kansas City's cool you know you just gotta beware of that Kansas City shuffle
The Kansas City shuffle?!?
Yea the Kansas City shuffle
What's that?
What the fuck is that?
Yea it's like this!
O shit!