"Hat Nerd" lyrics

Hat nerd
He's wearing a hat
Hat nerd
He knows where his hat's at
Hat nerd
He's wearing a hat
Hat nerd
He knows where his hat's at
He knows where his hat's at
He knows where his hat's at

He knows where his hat's at
It's on his head
That's where his hat's at
It's on his head
He knows where his hat's at
It's on his head
That's where his hat's at
It's on his head

One of those redneck hats (a cowboy hat)
A Mexican hat (a sombrero)
A douchebag hat (a fedora)
One of those hardhats with a beer can (a drunk guy hat)
A cat in the hat hat
A hat that you wear in the winter time (a beanie)
A hat that you wear to the prom (a top hat)

Hat nerd
He's wearing a hat
Hat nerd
He knows where his hat's at
Hat nerd
He's wearing a hat
Hat nerd
He knows where his hat's at
He knows where his hat's at
He knows where his hat's at

So if you see a guy with a hat on
It's probably the hat nerd
And if you meet a guy with a hat on
Say hello to the hat nerd
If you greet a guy with a hat on
Say hello to the hat nerd
If you're sweet on the guy with the hat on
You'll fall in love with the hat nerd

Hat nerd
He's wearing a hat
Hat nerd
He knows where his hat's at
Hat nerd
He's wearing a hat
Hat nerd
He knows where his hat's at
He knows where his hat's at
He knows where his hat's at