"Shangri-La" lyrics

I'm the average suburbanite
And my values are vital
The customer's always right
I'm not being entitled
A connoisseur consumer
A smart conservative
And that will be all for you, sir
If I don't get good service, you're my
You're my Shangri-La
Get a coup de grâce
House made of straw
A prison of my own laws

I always shop at your store
I'm not some scavenger
Yelp's getting a bad report if you don't go get your manager
I'm gonna need your name
I'm calling customer care
Gonna have to complain about this uncomfortable chair
You're my Shangri-La
Get a coup de grâce
House made of straw
A prison of my own laws
You're my Shangri-La
Get a coup de grâce
House made of straw
A prison of my own laws, yeah