"The Original Was Better" lyrics

The original was better
The beginning was better
The ending was better
Who the **** is the director?
The lights were better
My life was better
Better
Better (Ooh)

(Hey, shh, hey, shh)
Is this a movie? Is this a play?
It's starting early, a matinee
That's not your lines
That's not what you say
You're just an amateur that caught a break

Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut
Right now you're acting up, up, up, up, up, up, up
It's your time, go, you're up, up, up, up, up, up, up
Break a leg, go, "Good lu-lu-lu-lu-luck-luck-luck"

The original was better (Way better)
The beginning was better (Way better)
The ending was better (Way better)
Who the **** is the director? (Way better)
The lights were better (Way better)
My life was (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better, ooh (Hum)

The original was better (Way better)
The beginning was better (Way better)
The ending was better (Way better)
Who the **** is the director? (Way better)
The lights were better (Way better)
My life was (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better (Hum)
Better, ooh (Hum)