"If This Van Is Rocking" lyrics
Sananda Maitreya Lyrics
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
I settled my debts and
I bought myself a van
With bumper stickers
Of my favorite bands
Ass, gas, or grass
They say that
Nobody rides for free
And dichotomy won't
Make a dick out of me
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
She pulled me over
A cop in a one horse town
And luckily there was
No one else around
She gave me a ticket
And she gave me her
Point of view
Then I suggested
Something
That we could do
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
It ain't Van Morrison
Luther Vandross
Or Van McCoy
It ain't Vancouver
A place that I enjoy
She said she'd handcuff
And arrest me if we
Undressed
And I failed to please
So help me Van Gogh
Van Dyke and vanity
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
And you can say what you want
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
Just take me
Just take me
Just take me...
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
I settled my debts and
I bought myself a van
With bumper stickers
Of my favorite bands
Ass, gas, or grass
They say that
Nobody rides for free
And dichotomy won't
Make a dick out of me
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
She pulled me over
A cop in a one horse town
And luckily there was
No one else around
She gave me a ticket
And she gave me her
Point of view
Then I suggested
Something
That we could do
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
It ain't Van Morrison
Luther Vandross
Or Van McCoy
It ain't Vancouver
A place that I enjoy
She said she'd handcuff
And arrest me if we
Undressed
And I failed to please
So help me Van Gogh
Van Dyke and vanity
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin'
If this van is a-movin'
It's 'cause of what we're doin'
If this van is a-rockin'
Just keep a-walkin'
And you can say what you want
And you can say what you want
And you can say what you want
When you start a-talkin'
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
Don't take me
To the jailhouse
Don't meet me
At the courthouse
Just take me
To the playhouse
Just take me
Just take me
Just take me
Just take me...
