"Selfish" lyrics

Tuna fish anyone? Tuna fish anyone? Does anyone want tuna fish?

I'm not a goldfish
Nor a silverfish am I
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish

There are many fish in the sea
But there's not a lot of fish like me
I'm not a goldfish
I'm allergic to shellfish
Nor a silverfish am I
'Cause baby I am selfish
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish

I'm attracted to you
Like I'm attracted to the color blue
But I'm not a bluefish
I'm not a goldfish
Baby I'm a starfish
Nor a silverfish am I
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish

Sugar baby monkey Rita ta ta
Angel fish and devil fish
Sugar baby monkey Rita ta ta
Angel fish and devil fish

I'm not a catfish
I'm not a bluefish
I'm not a dogfish
'Cause baby I am a starfish
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish

We can ride a white swan
Put some Lou Reed and some T-rex records on
But I'm not a whitefish
I'm not a catfish
Nor a yellowfish am I
Nor a dogfish am I
And I'm not a sailfish
But I'm selfish

Sugar mama monkey Rita ta ta
Angel fish and devil fish
Sugar mama monkey Rita ta ta
Tuna fish?

I ain't not a blowfish
I fight like a swordfish
And I'm not a suckerfish
'Cause baby I'm a kingfish
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish

I don't believe in submission
I believe in missionary positions
Sugar baby monkey Rita ta ta

I fight like a swordfish
Not like a blowfish
'Cause baby I'm a kingfish
'Cause I'm not a suckerfish
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish

Baby I'm not hopeless
I'm not a goldfish
And I'm not helpless
Nor a silverfish am I
But I'm allergic to shellfish
Because I'm selfish
Very selfish