"DEPARTURE (skit)" lyrics

Brothers and sisters, at long last, our salvation is upon us
The overlord has been waiting, now we must go to him directly
Our time has come, stand up, and give yourselves to him
As we approach these final steps, remain vigilant as we will soon bask in his cold gaze

We welcome death to be the final key in our journey, and the resulting terror, to be his compass for our souls
Until we meet again my friends
Let us say goodbye, as we close this prayer

By the power of the underworld, at the hands of Hades, through this manifesto you have so graciously gifted to us
We reject our mortal tendencies and pray devoutly to you, our overlord, Reid
Grant us your wisdom and knowledge of all secret things. Bring us honor, wealth, free us from this life
Bind all men to our will as we have bound ourselves to yours

All hail Reid!
All hail Reid!
All hail Reid!
All hail Reid!
All hail Reid!
All hail Reid!
All hail Reid!