"Buddha Was A Rich Boy" lyrics

"Buddha Was A Rich Boy"

You read a lot of books
A lot of smart books and art books
You say your cat is one with things
But I swear it does the dumbest things
You like champagne in your orange juice
Laughin' when I can't pronounce the names of foreign foods
I'm sorry if I'm borin' you

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Ha!

Sometimes I think I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my shit
While your friends go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
And the schools go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
And your books go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
And we all go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Ha!

Don't patronize me with your self-actualizing

Give me something to rebel against
So I can feel more relevant
Give me something to rebel against
I wanna feel intelligent
Give me something to rebel against
So I can feel more relevant
Give me something to rebel against
I wanna feel intelligent

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
Well I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you
Hooh!

Keep your records out from medical
And your actions theoretical

Your job goes
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
And your shows go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
And your songs go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah
While we all go
Blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
Well I just wanna be a rich boy too
'Cause then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you

Well Buddha was a rich boy
The Dalai Lama was a rich boy
Well I just wanna be a rich boy too
Then I'll be enlightened like you

Well Krishna was a rich boy
And Plato was a rich boy
Aristotle was a rich boy too
I wanna be enlightened like you


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