"Dr. Sy Fly" lyrics

He'll see you now diagnose with compound eyes
Multiply the problem and his name is Dr. Sy Fly
He'll see what's wrong and he'll be what's wrong
As he twitches his proboscis and he'll tell you your prognosis

He's going to have to amputate
He's going to chop off all that you got
Yank out the stuff inside of you
After which he'll play nine holes of golf

His phone rings it's an emergency
Someone needs their brain replaced with a potato salad sandwich
A buzzer sounds as he tries to take out cavity sam's
Wrenched ankle and he accidentally kills him

Dr. Sy Fly is deep in thought
Motioning to the nurse at his side
Hand him the saw hand him the drill
Sponge all the moisture off of his brow