"Helicopter Of Elves" lyrics

People have seen
Helicopters of elves
Darkening the skies
Swarming like flies
People have seen
Helicopters of elves
Sent by a squad
From the land of Nod

There are reports
Dire reports
Inside the airport, outside the court
There are reports
Dire reports
Under the causeway, over the Fenway

You know what they'll do
And they'll do it again
I heard from a friend of a friend

People have seen
Legions of elves
Lights on their feet
Racing down streets
People have seen
Legions of elves
Stealthily marching
Fire-alarming

There are reports
Dire reports
Outside of banks, standing on lamps
There are reports
Dire reports
Back of a bookshelf, top of a stairwell