"What The Cat Dragged In" lyrics

"What The Cat Dragged In"

I'm gonna comb my teeth and brush my clothes
So you won't recognize me or you won't care
I'm bringing some snacks from an unknown source
To keep you confused

Look what the cat dragged in
You thought you'd seen the last of him
You thought the cat brought only mice
Wouldn't that be nice?

All the fine points of my criminal past
Of which the details have been conveniently lost
The uninteresting story of how I got caught
Who cares? so what?

Look what he brought, the cat
You thought he had more smarts than that
You thought that mice was what he ate
Wouldn't that be great?

We've been through this before
You never thought you'd see its equal
Settle into your seat
You just paid to watch the sequel

I've got a swaggering gait
That's affected and strange
Nobody knows what it's even supposed to convey
I picked up mannerisms by watching Topol
In Fiddler on the Roof

Look what the cat dragged in
You hoped you'd seen the end of him
You thought the cat brought only mice
Wouldn't that be nice?


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