"Hard On The Ticker" lyrics

I gave up pimento cheese
Domino's delivery
Whiskey sours, apple pies
Finger-licking, chicken-fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave them up a while ago
Don't do no death-defying, roller-coaster riding
Now-days I just take it slow

Ever since we started dating
I been compensating
To keep from getting up
To heaven any quicker

'Cause she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker
Saying hard on the ticker

Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy hits the floor
Silky hair, scarlet lips, swinging double-jointed hips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on my ear
It's partly pleasure, partly fear
A little dab is all it takes to get my heart a-palpitating
Feeling like the end is near

I ought to get a policy
A double indemnity
It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer

'Cause she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker
Saying hard on the ticker

That's my girl
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker

I ought to get a policy
A double indemnity
It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer

'Cause she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker
Saying hard on the ticker

Oh, she's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
She's hard on the ticker