"I'm Corny" lyrics
Okay, I'm corny, all my songs are super boring
I'm like Macklemore on crack if he smoked until he was forty
I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, I try too hard to be cool
I'm a click-bait rapper, I pay for all of my views
I got white-white-white privilege leaking out my eyes when I cry
And I'm always shedding tears 'cause it's hard to be white
My girlfriend writes my raps, I hope I never get dumped again
I hate the Libtards, so I must be Republican
Now my Gucci is fake, I got this Louis on sale
I'm a snitch like Tekashi, so I will never see jail
I look just like the mumble rappers that everyone hates
I braid my hair like a girl, put tattoos on my face, yeah
Why do you keep talking 'bout me?
Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy
You might end up dead
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
Okay, I'm corny and wack, I'm horrible trash
I'm the worst rapper alive and I'm ignoring the facts
I try too hard to be edgy, my bars are garbage, you win
I'm one-hundred percent pure Grade-A Colombian cringe
And if rap was a game you could play with your friends
I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss you fought at the end
Look, I'm so thirsty for clout that I'd slap my mama for fame
I'm thirty, but I look like I'm your grandfather's age
I'm like Joyner Lucas corny had a baby with Logic
The doctor dropped it on his head and said, "That's a Tom MacDonald."
I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted
And my face tattoos look like I fell asleep at a party, retarded
Why do you keep talking 'bout me?
Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy
You might end up dead
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
Retard loser, you're so gay
You're so corny, you're so lame
You're unhappy so you call me names
Been the same since seventh grade
Angry, sad, and full of hate
Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
I'm like Macklemore on crack if he smoked until he was forty
I'm a racist, I'm a sexist, I try too hard to be cool
I'm a click-bait rapper, I pay for all of my views
I got white-white-white privilege leaking out my eyes when I cry
And I'm always shedding tears 'cause it's hard to be white
My girlfriend writes my raps, I hope I never get dumped again
I hate the Libtards, so I must be Republican
Now my Gucci is fake, I got this Louis on sale
I'm a snitch like Tekashi, so I will never see jail
I look just like the mumble rappers that everyone hates
I braid my hair like a girl, put tattoos on my face, yeah
Why do you keep talking 'bout me?
Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy
You might end up dead
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
Okay, I'm corny and wack, I'm horrible trash
I'm the worst rapper alive and I'm ignoring the facts
I try too hard to be edgy, my bars are garbage, you win
I'm one-hundred percent pure Grade-A Colombian cringe
And if rap was a game you could play with your friends
I'd be the SoundCloud rapper boss you fought at the end
Look, I'm so thirsty for clout that I'd slap my mama for fame
I'm thirty, but I look like I'm your grandfather's age
I'm like Joyner Lucas corny had a baby with Logic
The doctor dropped it on his head and said, "That's a Tom MacDonald."
I smell like MGK just ate a burger and farted
And my face tattoos look like I fell asleep at a party, retarded
Why do you keep talking 'bout me?
Everything's been said
All that hate, it isn't healthy
You might end up dead
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
Retard loser, you're so gay
You're so corny, you're so lame
You're unhappy so you call me names
Been the same since seventh grade
Angry, sad, and full of hate
Take it out on me 'cause you're in pain
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt
They call me a loser, say I suck
Tell me I'm ugly, well, so what?
You're so stupid, are you drunk?
Say it to my face and I'll kick your butt, kick your butt
Writer(s): Thomas Macdonald, Nova Paholek
